Happy New Year

What channel is Guy Lombardo on tonight?

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The Riddle of Blush

Blush is still a bit of a mystery to me.

I have two shades of blush that I use interchangeably. Both came to me when I had makeovers; the makeup artists recommended the shades for me and I took their word for it. After all, they were the experts and I went to them seeking their advice.

But how did they decide those shades suited me. I did not ask and I do not know.

Daily Makeover to the rescue! Their "How to Choose the Perfect Blush" uncovers the mystery and I recommend it to you if you are as blush clueless as I was.

 

The Femulated / Femulate Her

THE FEMULATED:

 

Actor Johnny Depp femulating in television's 21 Jump Street, 1988.

FEMULATE HER:

 

Wearing Spiegel.

And don't forget about Miss Edie Haskell?

THE FEMULATED:

 

Actor Ryan Eggold femulating in the film Queen, 2011.

 FEMULATE HER:

Wearing Spiegel.

And High E

The Femulated / Femulate Her

THE FEMULATED:

Actor Rupert-Graves femulating in British televisions'
Open Fire, 1994.

FEMULATE HER:

 

Wearing Le Redoute.

Not "Delicate"

Suggested by Patio (thank-you, Girl!)

The Femulated / Femulate Her

THE FEMULATED:

 

Actor Evan Peters femulating in the film Gardens of the Night, 2008.

FEMULATE HER:

 

Wearing Victoria's Secret.

 

It's a Mixed Up Shook Up World

This gender role reversal music video has it all: pregnant males, male nurses in high heels, fishnets, and see-through minidresses, males wearing makeup, males acting femininely, females acting masculinely, etc., etc., etc.

Anyone have the English translation of the lyrics?

The Femulated / Femulate Her

THE FEMULATED:

Actor Peter Capaldi femulating in UK television's Prime Suspect 3, 1993.

FEMULATE HER:

 

Wearing Pleasure Doing Business.

 

The Femulated / Femulate Her

THE FEMULATED:

 

Actor Mackenzie Crook (right) femulating in UK television's Blakes' Junction 7, 2005.

FEMULATE HER:

Wearing L'agence.

Happy Christmas

 

I wish all my readers a very merry Christmas.

(Yes, that is me in the Polaroid above --- 20 years younger in December 1992.)

The Femulated / Femulate Her

THE FEMULATED:

 Actor Lee Pace femulating in the film Soldier's Girl, 2003.

FEMULATE HER:

 

Wearing Free People.

 

Boobs

All I want for Christmas is my two front teat!

Not really. My girls are fine except for one thing: the hair on my boobs grows back faster than any of my other body hair.

Whereas my leg hair grows back very slowly and my arm hair grows back quicker than my leg hair, nothing compares with my boob hair. Whether I use a razor or chemical to remove my boob hair, next morning, new hair appears.

I guess all I can do is keep on pluckin'.

The Femulated / Femulate Her

THE FEMULATED:

 

Actor Chris Evans femulating in television's Opposite Sex, 2000.

FEMULATE HER:

 

Wearing Tibi.

Booties

My Avon order came in yesterday. It included the cute booties (above) that I was able to order on special as an Avon rep ($20 versus  their $50 original price). The booties have faux-fur trim, suede-covered button accent, and 3-5/8-inch heel and are irresistible, but I resisted buying them at their original price because the largest size was 11.

I own many shoes in size 11 that fit fine, but about half the time, size 11 does not work for me. I did not want to order the shoes for $50, then have to send them back if they did not fit. But at $20 a pair, they were irresistably irresistable!!!

As it turns out, they fit perfectly. Now I have to put together an outfit to wear with them!

The Femulated / Femulate Her

THE FEMULATED:

 

Actor Jeremy Stockwell femulating in the 1970 film Dinah East.

FEMULATE HER:

 

Wearing Alice and Olivia.

MTV's House of Style Visits Trans Punk Rocker

 The Cut has the story and video here.

The Femulated / Femulate Her

 THE FEMULATED:

 Los Angeles femulators, 1949.

FEMULATE HER:

 Wearing DVF.