Friday, January 4, 2013

More Femulating on Japan TV

Preface: The information contained in this post is based on sketchy information and includes some assumptions primarily due to the language barrier.

London Hearts is a Japanese practical joke reality television show that has been on the air for over ten years. According to Wikipedia, “It features ordinary members of the public who are 'set up' using actors and hidden cameras. It also features celebrities.”

Femulating was an ingredient of the show at least once.

In the episode photographed below, three males are meticulously dressed as women and presented à la The Dating Game to an unsuspecting male.

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Happy Birthday, Patty Loveless

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Professional femulator circa 1955 (I love her gown!) 

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Wearing Alice and Olivia.

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Put Me In, Coach

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In March 2009, I won a drawing for one month of free life coaching.

To tell you the truth, when I entered the drawing, I had no idea what I was getting into. I kind of heard of life coaching in passing, but really did not know anything about it.

Since I had never had any counseling, I jumped at the opportunity to spill my guts to someone who would listen.

For one hour each week for one month, I met with my life coach on the telephone. One month turned into two months and two months turned into two years.

My life coach was wonderful. She listened as I talked through things and bounced ideas off of her. In the process, I drew myself out, discovered myself and began living as much as possible as the woman I am.

Life coaching may not be everyone's cup of tea, but it worked for me and I am forever indebted to the coach of my life.

The Femulated / Femulate Her

THE FEMULATED:

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Actor Jack Whitehall femulating in British television’s Hit the Road Jack, 2012.

 

FEMULATE HER:

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Wearing Bluefly.

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Perfect Fit

The shoes I ordered from Nine West before Christmas arrived today. Like my two previous purchases from Nine West, they were a perfect fit.

Unlike purchases from other shoe sellers, the sizes of the Nine West shoes are consistent and I can depend on Nine West whenever I order shoes in my size.

Something I missed when I ordered the shoes was a silver "Love Fury" medallion located under the arch of the shoe (the medallion is visible in the accompanying photo behind the heel). The medallion adds a little blomng to an already attractive shoe.

The Femulated / Femulate Her

THE FEMULATED:

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Elizabeth, Illinois, high school femulator, 1979.

 

FEMULATE HER: 

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Wearing Newport News.

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

New Year "Babes"


Starla gifted me with 140 new femulation images that she found in online high school yearbooks. I uploaded the images to flickr and you can view them now.

To view all the new additions to the Yearbook Femulations Collection:

Method 1: Open one of the Yearbooks sets (A through Z) and you will find the newest uploads at the end/bottom of the set. (The oldest uploads appear at the beginning/top of the set.)

Method 2: Open my photostream and you will find the newest uploads at the top of page 1. The uploads get older as the page numbers get higher with the oldest uploads on the last page.
By the way, the contents of the Yearbook A through Z sets are organized according to school name, for example, the photos from Hard Knox High School would be in the Yearbooks H set.

The Femulated / Femulate Her

THE FEMULATED:

Minette, professional femulator, circa 1964.


FEMULATE HER:

Wearing Torn by Ronny Kobo.
 

Monday, December 31, 2012

Happy New Year


What channel is Guy Lombardo on tonight?

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Sunday, December 30, 2012

The Riddle of Blush

Blush is still a bit of a mystery to me.

I have two shades of blush that I use interchangeably. Both came to me when I had makeovers; the makeup artists recommended the shades for me and I took their word for it. After all, they were the experts and I went to them seeking their advice.

But how did they decide those shades suited me. I did not ask and I do not know.

Daily Makeover to the rescue! Their "How to Choose the Perfect Blush" uncovers the mystery and I recommend it to you if you are as blush clueless as I was.

 


The Femulated / Femulate Her

THE FEMULATED:

Actor Johnny Depp femulating in television's 21 Jump Street, 1988.


FEMULATE HER:

Wearing Spiegel.

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Not "Delicate"


Suggested by Patio (thank-you, Girl!)

The Femulated / Femulate Her

THE FEMULATED:

Actor Evan Peters femulating in the film Gardens of the Night, 2008.


FEMULATE HER:

Wearing Victoria's Secret.
 

Wednesday, December 26, 2012

It's a Mixed Up Shook Up World



This gender role reversal music video has it all: pregnant males, male nurses in high heels, fishnets, and see-through minidresses, males wearing makeup, males acting femininely, females acting masculinely, etc., etc., etc.

Anyone have the English translation of the lyrics?

The Femulated / Femulate Her

THE FEMULATED:

Actor Peter Capaldi femulating in UK television's Prime Suspect 3, 1993.


FEMULATE HER:

Wearing Pleasure Doing Business.
 



Tuesday, December 25, 2012

The Femulated / Femulate Her

THE FEMULATED:

Actor Mackenzie Crook (right) femulating in UK television's Blakes' Junction 7, 2005.


FEMULATE HER:
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Wearing L'agence.

Monday, December 24, 2012

Happy Christmas


I wish all my readers a very merry Christmas.

(Yes, that is me in the Polaroid above --- 20 years younger in December 1992.)

The Femulated / Femulate Her

THE FEMULATED:

 Actor Lee Pace femulating in the film Soldier's Girl, 2003.


FEMULATE HER:

Wearing Free People.

 


Sunday, December 23, 2012

Boobs


All I want for Christmas is my two front teat!

Not really. My girls are fine except for one thing: the hair on my boobs grows back faster than any of my other body hair.

Whereas my leg hair grows back very slowly and my arm hair grows back quicker than my leg hair, nothing compares with my boob hair. Whether I use a razor or chemical to remove my boob hair, next morning, new hair appears.

I guess all I can do is keep on pluckin'.

The Femulated / Femulate Her

THE FEMULATED:


Actor Chris Evans femulating in television's Opposite Sex, 2000.



FEMULATE HER:


Wearing Tibi.

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Booties


My Avon order came in yesterday. It included the cute booties (above) that I was able to order on special as an Avon rep ($20 versus  their $50 original price). The booties have faux-fur trim, suede-covered button accent, and 3-5/8-inch heel and are irresistible, but I resisted buying them at their original price because the largest size was 11.

I own many shoes in size 11 that fit fine, but about half the time, size 11 does not work for me. I did not want to order the shoes for $50, then have to send them back if they did not fit. But at $20 a pair, they were irresistably irresistable!!!

As it turns out, they fit perfectly. Now I have to put together an outfit to wear with them!