Someday Funnies: An Honest Misstake

Wearing Bardot top and Danielle Bernstein skirt.

December 2009, I am dressed up to dine with friends and to go to a casino for the first time en femme – I had an amazing evening and you can read about it by clicking here.

Someday Funnies: Happy TV V-Day

Wearing BCBGMAXAZRIA

David Drake femulating on stage in My Tawny Valentine (2012)

Someday Funnies: Stan Taylor

Wearing J.ING

Time flies! I can’t believe that ten years have passed since I attended my law school reunion. The photo above is me dressed up and ready to go to mix it up with the class of 1977.  I had a wonderful time and you can read about it in three consecutive posts from 2012 (click here, here and here),

Taking a Break

Wednesday’s doctor’s visit ended in X-rays indicating “moderate left knee lateral compartment osteoarthritis.” That translates to a whole lot of pain especially when I sit down and get up from sitting down. This has left me exhausted and I am taking a few days off to rest and get prepared for physical therapy next week.

If anything, I will post new Someday Funnies to keep you entertained. Otherwise, I will be taking it easy.

And did you know there is actually an airline called Transair? I kid you not!

Someday Funnies

Wearing Elisabetta Franchi

Miguel Bosé femulating in the 1991 Spanish film High Heels.
Click here to view the femulation.

Three Things

Dear Stana , It's really not appropriate to post pictures of Real Beautiful Women Models , I would recommend Only pictures of femulators . The real pictures of real femulators help me to question and resist my long term transfeminine wishes , like when I go to large crossdressing online sites it Greatly helps me to run from crossdressing .

I have been sitting on the above comment for a couple of weeks, undecided whether to approve it or delete it. Unsure what to do with it, I decided to post it here for your interest.

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I am visiting my doctor today. I think my problem is arthritis. Whatever it is has put the kibosh on wearing high heels out among the civilians. I hope my doctor can help me.

Funny thing: in the previous paragraph, I mistyped “high heels” and it came out “high hells.” (Ain’t that the truth!)

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Last Femulate reader whose photo I posted in the Femulator slot, worried that she was too late submitting her photo (as if there was a deadline). There was no deadline and I continue to welcome photos of Femulate readers, whose photos have not appeared here recently.

Just a couple of rules: 

1. Make sure your photo is ladylike, so nothing pornographic and nothing with too much skin showing.

2. Send me one photo – the photo you consider your best. If you send more than one photo, I will have to choose which one to publish and you may not like my choice.

3. Indicate how you want your name to appear in the caption: first and last name, just your first name, no name, whatever. 

4. If you are out and about in the photo, indicate what you are doing (e.g., “shopping at Macy’s,” “dining at the White House,” etc.). 

5. If you have a blog or website, include its URL and I will mention it in the caption.

Wearing Dodo Bar Or.

Oscar Levant and David Wayne femulating in the 1953 film The I Don't Care Girl.

Someday Funnies: Compliance

Wearing Sachin & Babi

Wearing Dodo Bar Or.

Arthur Grayson, femulating as a bride, for The Jollity Boys, in 1909.

MonaLisa Twins

Viewing music videos on the Internet (YouTube) Saturday night, one thing led to another. In this case, after watching The Beatles lip sync Paperback Writer, YouTube suggested viewing a video by MonaLisa Twins performing Please Mr. Postman/Wipe Out.

I had never heard of the MonaLisa Twins, but I viewed the video and was spellbound by the twin Austrian sisters’ performance videotaped live in Liverpool’s The Cavern Club no less. I was hooked, so much so that I viewed about a dozen more of their videos.

They do a lot of Beatles’ tunes as well as other rock songs from the 1960s and 1970s. Obligatory femulation connection: the Twins also cover The Kinks Lola.

Check them out – you won‘t be disappointed.

Wearing Boston Proper

Flip Wilson femulating on a 1977 episode of television’s The Sonny & Cher Show.

Someday Funnies

Wearing StyleWe

Alex Lutz and Bruno Sanches femulating on French television as Catherine et Liliane.

Hair – Get Real

By Amy

Looking back at my high school years, like most, I had long hair. It had a single stubborn wave from front to back, with a little curl in the nape area. It was very thick and healthy, but it did pretty much what it wanted to do!

After college, it went very short and corporate. Short was easy and surviving in business was more of a priority than maintaining any vanity. Besides, as I learned about good quality wigs, the transition was an easy one. Now I am quite a bit older and can do pretty much what I want with my hair. So my first visit to a salon explaining that I wanted to grow it into a feminine cut went much better than expected. Who knew? My stylist even suggested some extensions to get me where I wanted to go. I did try them, although that will be another story.

I expected my old wave to return, with the curls in back – and they did; maybe worse than I remembered them. So my stylist recommended I try a keratin straightener. This was totally new to me, but I was all in. I really had no idea how things would turn out but I started with these treatments with every trim about every two months as my hair grew. This gave me a manageable way to grow my hair out and allowed me to comb it boy-style to boot without the work of fighting my wave. What was truly amazing was the new texture of my hair. It became as soft and smooth as any young woman’s – really!

When the length was long enough for a cute pixie, a bit of gray (which few women would stand for), was showing and obvious. Of course my stylist pleaded with me over a few visits to color it and do highlights. This really scared me. I had seen men color their hair, and I always noticed the flat brown look. I sensed I would be no different, but I gave her the go ahead.

The result was awesome! I have now been coloring it with highlights for nearly two years, with no negative comments. The combination of keratin and color makes for wonderful feeling hair that styles beautifully! My hair now moves and shines. Although it is long, I can still comb it for a longish boy mode, but mostly it just looks great. I walked into a new salon last week for a quick blow out and style before meeting a friend, and I was dressed androgynously; jeans and button shirt. The girl who styled me said the minute I walked in she liked my hair and thought I must be transitioning. We had a great talk!

I will let your stylist explain all the details and procedure of straightening and color. But you can look forward to a real game-changer in how your hair looks, feels and how it can be styled. Give this a try!

Warning, Will Robinson – This post is a rerun from 2016!

Wearing Venus

Jane, a Femulate reader from New Zealand, shopping before going to the movies.

Someday Funnies

Wearing Tory Burch

Femulate reader and frequent commenter Mikki