Someday Funnies

Wearing Bebe

The all-male cast of A Modern Sewing Society.

Someday Funnies

Wearing New York & Company

Womanless fashion show at Vassar College, 2010

Someday Funnies

Femulators at the Kottankulangara Festival.

Someday Funnies: Breeched

Wearing Carolina Herrera

Girls – one female and one male

Someday Funnies

 

Wearing Brooks Brothers

Your grandfather’s womanless beauty pageant

Someday Funnies: Happy Father’s Day

Wearing Chickwish

Father of the bride

Fridays are for Femulating

In Your Dreams Dept.

My Father’s Day Wish will only be my Father’s Day Dream.

I mulled this over for days and concluded that yes, it would be wonderful to dine en femme with my family to celebrate Father's Day, but even if my family agreed to fulfill my wish, I know that they would feel uncomfortable doing so. And I would feel bad knowing that they were uncomfortable and no one would have a good time.

As an alternative, I will dine en femme on another day – maybe with some other femulating fathers or at least, with some femulating friends.

Out and About Dept.

Encouraging you to femulate out and about among civilians is what this blog is all about. With that in mind, I started the new Femulating Out and About slot below, which features photos of girls like us out in public.

If you have a photo of you out and about en femme in public, I would be happy to feature it in the Femulating Out and About slot. 

By the way, “out and about” does not mean femulating in your home, your back yard or in a hotel room. Rather, I am looking for photos of girls shopping, dining, partying, sightseeing, etc. – doing things that women do out among the civilian population. 

Hopefully, your out and about photos will encourage other girl to go out and about, too. 

Wearing New York & Company

Father’s Day Wish

Father’s Day is fast approaching and my daughter and wife keep asking what do I want for Father's Day.

I shrug and say, “I dunno.”

But in reality, I do know what I want for Father's Day, but I am afraid to say that I want them to take me to a nice restaurant to dine en femme.

My daughter would probably go for it, but my wife, not so much. She would probably be happy to get a day off from cooking a meal at home, but is that a big enough incentive to be seen in public with a man in a dress?

It would be a grand outing since I have not been out and about en femme post-pandemic. Guess it won’t happen unless I take the first step. 

As Chauncey Depew once said, “The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are.” 

I’ve stayed where I am too long.

Wearing Yumi Kim

Girls just wanna go shoe shopping

Father’s Day Plans Trumped

Outfit I planned to wear for Father’s Day

Usually, my wife, daughter, sister and I go to a restaurant to celebrate Father’s Day. This year, I wanted to do something different – I wanted to go to the restaurant en femme.

When I concocted that plan three weeks ago, it looked doable because restaurants (and most everything else) would be reopening in Connecticut on June 17, four days before Father’s Day. But July 17 has come and gone and my family is not ready to dine in a restaurant yet.

Their hesitance has nothing to do with how I planned to dress. Rather, they are worried about how safe it would be to dine in a restaurant under the dark cloud of coronavirus especially when three of the diners are well over 65 years in age.

I would love to dine en femme with my loved ones, but I understand their discomfort. So we will order Chinese take-out and just like so many other thwarted plans, wait ’til next year.

Wearing Venus

Rolling Stone Brian Jones

Happy Father's Day

My father has been dead for over 30 years, but I think of him often. He was a great guy and I know he loved me, but I think he was a little uncomfortable around me because I was not a typical "boy" and because he saw me crossdressed for Halloween on a couple of occasions. On the other hand, when I crossdressed on Halloween, I remember my Dad warning me to be careful because other males might hit on me.

When my wife was pregnant, I hoped that our baby would be female because I feared that I might not be an adequate role model for a son. I was very relieved when a daughter showed up instead of a son. Turns out that my daughter has been very supportive of my transness; who knows if a son would have been the same.

As a father myself, I'd prefer to dress like a mother. Such is the paradoxical life of a transwoman on Father's Day.

Wearing BooHoo

📺 William Phipps (blonde in mink stole on the right) femulates in the 1951 film No Questions Asked.