I don't watch the Grammys for two reasons.
1. The music passed me by a long time ago.
2. Although I like to watch awards shows to see what women are wearing, I skip the Grammys because the outfits are so over the top that a transvestite wouldn't be seen dead wearing them.
My wife alerted me when Diana Ross came on. She looked amazing, but she disappointed me by not singing "Baby Love" or one of the other Supremes' hit singles that I lip-synced to when I was a teenager hoping to become the fourth Supreme.
And so it goes.
Wearing Ann Taylor (Source: Ann Taylor) |
Students crossdressing on "gender switch day." Guess which one may not be a civilian. |