Someday Funnies: Wife’s Day Out

Wearing Theory

Yet another womanless pageant beauty

Someday Funnies: Where’s Wanda?

Wearing Venus

Bonar Bain femulating on television’s Diff’rent Strokes.

Items of Interest

Pinned Dept.

The • Stana on pinterest link in the sidebar of this blog takes you to a compilation of my images collected by Tricia Anne Fox. (Thank you, Tricia, for collecting my images. It is one less task that I have to do while maintaining my blog.)

In addition to Tricia’s “Stana Stan” Pinterest page, Tricia has amassed an amazing collection of images of attractive women, trans, drag and cis, on her Pinterest website. You can literally spend hours viewing her collection, which you can view by clicking here. Enjoy!

Update: Too many people attempted to access Tricia Anne’s Pinterest pages and Pinterest has deactivated her account. Hopefully, she will be able to reactivate her account soon.

Working Pretty in Texas Dept.

Not in Texas

Going to the office en femme just took a step backwards in the Lone Star State. According to Vice.com, the Texas Department of Agriculture distributed a memo to employees last week informing them that they’re required to dress in a “manner consistent with their biological gender.”

ACLU of Texas attorney Brian Klosterboer told the Texas Tribune that the dress code policy violated Title VII of the Civil Rights Act, which deals with employment discrimination. In 2020, the Supreme Court held that sexual orientation and gender identity are protected classes under the law, in an opinion authored by Justice Neil Gorsuch and joined by Chief Justice John Roberts. 

You can read all about it by clicking here.

Wearing Bebe

Kenyan comedian Eric Omondi femulates while hosting television’s The Divalicious Show. You can view the show on YouTube.

Someday Funnies

Wearing Ann Taylor

“Charlie Watkins“ AKA Angelique Pettyjohn femulating in an episode of television’s Get Smart. (Angelique was a cisgender woman playing a male femulating a woman – the rare female femulator.)

Why I am girly

I easily fill a B cup and enjoy wearing a bra without padding or falsies. I always assumed that my ladylike breasts were due to Gynecomastia and/or too many female hormones. Let me explain.

My mother had a miscarriage before she had me. Back then, physicians prescribed Diethylstilbestrol (DES) to prevent future miscarriages.

Did my mother take DES? She is deceased, so I will never know. But, if she did take DES, then that may explain why I am the way I am.

DES can cause feminization of the male fetus and some studies suggest that otherwise-male children exposed to DES before birth may be more likely to be transsexual women than otherwise-male children who have not been exposed.

Although I will never know if my mother took DES, there are other indications that she did. For example, I have Gynecomastia and although the causes of common Gynecomastia remain uncertain, it has generally been attributed to an imbalance of sex hormones, that is, too much estrogen.

In addition to Gynecomastia, I am more womanly than the average guy in other ways. For example, my mannerisms and speech patterns have feminine traits and my thoughts and emotions are more feminine than masculine.

A few years ago, I was doing outreach with three transsexuals at a local college and a student asked how the transsexuals' hormone regimen affected them. All three transsexuals admitted that they became more emotional after they began their hormone regimen, for example, one stated that she never cried at movies before taking hormones, but after taking hormones, she cried at movies all the time. I spoke up that I never took hormones and that I cry at movies all the time!

An overabundance of female hormones may be the cause of my proclivity for the feminine. And my parents may have nurtured that proclivity.

Dad was absent in my early life working two jobs to support his wife and kids. Mom cherished her firstborn child (me), coddled and pampered me and instilled in me many traits that were considered “feminine.” With Dad absent early-on, Mom was all I had to model myself after and that I did, which just compounded my feminization."

I had two strikes against me (too many female hormones and too little male role modeling) and when my third opportunity to swing came, I just stood there with the bat on my shoulder and was called out (of the male gender) on a called third strike.

I did not bother swinging because I liked myself. I was very satisfied with the results of the first two strikes. I liked the way things were turning out. I did not mind being a girly boy.

Except for some abuse from bullies and rejection by their female followers, being a girly boy was a pretty good deal. I could partake in whatever boy or girl pursuits interested me and not have to worry about tarnishing my image.

And when I took up the male pursuit of female impersonation, I found that I excelled at it because I already spoke and acted like a lady, took to the art of cosmetics like a swan takes to water and could fill a bra without any padding.

And so it goes.

Wearing Venus

Femulating in the 1920’s

Someday Funnies: Blushing Boy Bride

Wearing Staud

Meshach Taylor femulating on television’s Designing Women.

He’s the Mother

In my retirement, I have become a housewife mainly because my spouse abandoned that role as her health deteriorated. I perform all of the chores a housewife performs including cooking, cleaning, grocery shopping, laundry, sewing, etc. In addition, I also perform all of the chores that a husband performs including yard work, house maintenance and fixing what is broken.

I imagine there are a lot of girls like me who are similarly situated performing the housewife role to some degree (or totally). But how many trans girls perform the role of mother? 

My daughter flew the coop years ago, but when she lived in our home, I unknowingly filled in as her mother. By “unknowingly” I mean that I was parenting as best as I could without realizing that I was mothering more than fathering. 

My wife often commented that I should have been the mother. Since I took after my mother in so many ways, I assume that my parenting skills were more on the distaff side of the tracks, too.

I wonder if other girls like us were more motherly rather than fatherly. It makes sense that we would be since we are feminine in so many other ways.

And so it goes.

Wearing New York & Company

Joe femulating at the family Christmas Eve dinner in 1980.

Someday Funnies: Farther to Fall, Father

Wearing Venus

Just another womanless beauty pageant contestant!

Is it safe?

I have not been out since I had surgery. I missed two opportunities (lunch with the ladies and an outreach at a college) because of a family issue and a health issue. My knee surgery is not an issue, so I am ready and willing to go out en femme, but is it safe?

In the past, I did not think twice about going anywhere and everywhere en femme, but reading a report about a gay couple who were attacked in Times Square gives me pause.  

I pass most of the time I go out. At least I never get called out as a “man in a dress” (or worse) because I believe that my presentation is good enough so that if anyone thinks something is amiss, they will think twice about confronting me because they might be wrong.

I probably have nothing to fear, but with all the hate and guns and haters with guns out there, I have to be careful (and so should you).

Wearing Lanvin (suit), La Perla (bodysuit) and Chanel (earrings).

Peter Scolari femulating on television’s Bosom Buddies.

Someday Funnies: Dressing the Mann

Wearing Bebe

Chris Rock femulating in the face of Will Smith in a 1995 episode of television’s
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.